A drunk guy walks into a bus and sits next to a very ugly lady.

A drunk guy walks into a bus and sits next to a very ugly lady.

The drunk guy stares at her and says:

-Shit, you are the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life.


The lady looks back at him and says:

What about you? You are wasted and you look disgusting!

The drunk guy replies:

-That's true, but i'll be fine tomorrow.