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Sports & Games · 2026-11-02

Finally, i can play Golf in peace.

Finally, i can play Golf in peace.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well...we were married for 35 years.”

Source: Reddit.

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