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Doctors & Health · 2026-11-03

Trump hosts Putin for a state dinner at The White House

Trump hosts Putin for a state dinner at The White House

When a guest asks "Mr. President, what have the two of you been discussing all day?", to which Trump responds "Planning World War 3." The guest asks "What will that be like?" Trump: "We're going to kill 4 million muslims and one dentists." The guest appears confued and asks "But why one dentist?", when Putin leans over, slaps Trump on the shoulder and says: "See Donald, what did I tell you - no one will ask about the Muslims."

Source: Reddit.

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