A zebra dies and goes to heaven

A zebra dies and goes to heaven

The zebra meets God and asks him the one true question that he's been wondering his whole life.

"God, am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?"

God responds, "You are who you are."

It was then that the zebra knew he was white with black stripes. If he was black with white stripes, God would have told him, "You is who you is."