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Food & Drink · 2026-11-03

Noticing a woman sitting alone at a table in a bar...

Noticing a woman sitting alone at a table in a bar...

.. a man goes over to chat with her. After talking to her for a while he makes his move.

"Stop!" says the woman as the man tries to kiss her. "I'm sorry but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I truly love."

"Wow", says the man, "that must be difficult."

"It's not too bad", replied the woman. "My husband's quite upset though."

Source: Reddit.

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