A guy wanted a bigger dick..

A guy wanted a bigger dick..

A guy wanted a bigger dick and so he look around online for ways to get one. After a few hours of vigorous "searching", he found one. A guru that lived at the top of a mountain. So, excited at the chance of getting a big-ass dick, he set out. When he reached the base of the mountain, he saw a river that seemed to lead to the top, so he followed it. After reaching what seemed like the halfway point, he came across 2 gigantic rocks. They were blocking the path of the river. Determined to get a big one, he searched around for ways to get to the top, which he found in the form of a conveniently placed rope that went up to a cave. He climbed it and reached a shrine. Next to the shrine was a guru, meditating. He asked the guru," I heard you know how to get a bigger dick"
"Drink from the bottle beside the idol." The guy drunk from it. Immediately, his dick got 7 inches bigger and his nuts became the size of a grapefruit. He, shocked, asked the guru," If you know this technique, why cant I see a bulge in your dhoti?" "The rope you climbed, that was my dick, and those rock, they were mine"