A diplomat walks into a bar...

A diplomat walks into a bar...

A diplomat walks into a bar, orders a beer and sits next to another patron. They get to talking and the topic of careers comes up.

"I'm a government official" says the diplomat. "I travel the world, negotiating trade deals and brokering peace agreements. It's an amazing job."

"Shit" says the other patron, "I'm just an electrician, I'm nowhere near that important!"

"Not at all" the diplomat replied. "We both must stay informed on the same matters. You sound like you're just as plugged in to current affairs."