A lion, a witch, and a Wardrobe apparate into a bar

A lion, a witch, and a Wardrobe apparate into a bar

The bartender calls out, "Hey, no secret identities in this bar!" So the lion transforms into a bright light, the witch dons a pantsuit, and a man steps out of the closet. The bartender is aghast, almost on the verge of tears.

"Oh my lord. I never thought I'd meet God, Hillary Clinton, and Drake in the same day!"