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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-02

Lauren was lying in bed

Lauren was lying in bed

One night when she felt her husband's hand caressing her neck in a way she hadn't experienced in quite a while. Then it slid down her side, stopping at her knee, which was as far as her husband could reach. Then he moved close and did the same on her other side before abruptly stopping and moving away.
Delighted by this unexpected attention, Lauren whispered, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
He answered, ''I found the remote."

Source: Reddit.

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