Went for a walk with the missus last night...

Went for a walk with the missus last night...

There's a beautiful spot on top of the hill not so far from here, on the way whilst walking down a quiet path she turned to me and said, "Give it to me, give it to me, I'm wet".

I stopped for a second and looked around, and then it dawned upon me "No fuck off, it's my umbrella".