An Older Man Fixes Dessert for His Wife

An Older Man Fixes Dessert for His Wife

An older couple was sitting down watching TV one evening when the wife gets a hankering for some ice cream.

Wife: Honey, get me a bowl of ice cream, please.

The husband stands up to go get it. His wife stops him.

Wife: Oh, I also wants some chocolate syrup on it. Now write it down so you don't forget it.

Husband: I got it. Ice cream with chocolate syrup on it.

Wife: I also want sprinkles and a cherry. Write it down so you don't forget.

Husband: I got it. I got it. Ice cream with chocolate syrup, sprinkles, and a cherry.

The husband is in the kitchen for 45 minutes before coming back with a plate of scrambled eggs and some orange juice.

Wife: See! See! I told you to write it down! You forgot my bacon!