Every cheese joke I know

Every cheese joke I know

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Halloumi

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave?
Camembert

What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam

Which cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
All that was left was de-brie

Why did the cheese monger fall over?
He only had one Stilton

How does the cheese monger cut the cheese?
Caerphilly.

What type of cheese can you use to hide a horse?
Mascapone