General Jokes · 2026-11-03
A Russian, Trump and a Mexican are captured by an Amazonian tribe
A Russian, Trump and a Mexican are captured by an Amazonian tribe
They are condemned to 50 hits with a stick.
The Russian goes first.
After the Russian gets all 50 of his hits it's Trump's turn. Feeling bad they give him 1 request. Trump asks them to halve his beating.
After Trump was done they felt really bad for the Mexican. They gave him 2 requests. The Mexican asks them to triple his beating. Astonished, the tribe asks what is the second request.
Mexican: Put Trump on my back
They are condemned to 50 hits with a stick.
The Russian goes first.
After the Russian gets all 50 of his hits it's Trump's turn. Feeling bad they give him 1 request. Trump asks them to halve his beating.
After Trump was done they felt really bad for the Mexican. They gave him 2 requests. The Mexican asks them to triple his beating. Astonished, the tribe asks what is the second request.
Mexican: Put Trump on my back
Source: Reddit.
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