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Money & Shopping · 2026-11-03

Women = Time x Money

Women = Time x Money

Now it's been previously proven that: **Women = Time x Money**

And we all know that: **Time = Money**

Which means we can infer that: **Women = Money x Money**

And from our prior research we've identified that "*Money is the root of all evil*, i.e. we can infer: **Money = SQRT(EVIL)**

So applying that to our previous results: **Women = SQRT(EVIL) x SQRT(EVIL)**

Which can be reduced to: **Women = EVIL**

Source: Reddit.

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