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Law & Courtroom · 2026-11-03

A detective shows up at a crime scene

A detective shows up at a crime scene

A bakery has been broken into. After some investigation, a police officer checks up on the detective.

The officer asks, "How's the investigation going?"

"Not good. Hundreds of dollars worth of quality pastries have been stolen." said the detective.

"I heard that there's been a lot of thieves running around town lately." said the officer.

"Sure has." the detective said. "But this one takes the cake."

Source: Reddit.

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