A happy 80 year old man goes to see his doctor

A happy 80 year old man goes to see his doctor

Doctor: Why are you so happy?

Old Man: My 19 year old wife is pregnant! Can you believe it?!

Doctor: Wow, that great news! You know, I have a story to tell you.

Old Man: Go ahead

Doctor: I once had a friend. He would go hunting every weekend. One day he forgot to bring his gun. He brought his umbrella instead.

Old Man: Ok...

Doctor: He then saw a bear. Not knowing what to do, he opened the umbrella, and poof, the bear died.

Old Man: How's that possible? You can't kill a bear with an umbrella

Doctor: Exactly. Somebody else must've shot the bear.