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Doctors & Health · 2026-11-04

Jessica was feeling ill for a few days before going to the doctor...

Jessica was feeling ill for a few days before going to the doctor...

The doctor walks into the room and asks Jessica how old she is and what the issue is. She tells the doc that she's 12 years old and she's been having pain in her lower abdomen. The doctor tells Jessica that she must be starting puberty and asks if she's been doing anything different than normal. Jessica gets a little embarrassed and tells him, "I've been putting Jolly Ranchers in my pussy."

The doctor is shocked and asks her why she's been doing this. Jessica replies, "Well, when I was getting food at the local diner, I heard all the guys talking about how many jolly ranchers have been in my mom's pussy."

Source: Reddit.

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