Forest Gump decides to run for President of USA and is getting interviewed about it.

Forest Gump decides to run for President of USA and is getting interviewed about it.

Interviewer: "We were all surprised that you decided to run for President Mr Gump, what made you do that"?
Gump: "My personal experiences really compel me to do it."
I: "What type of promises will you make to the voters?"
Gump: "Well first of all I'd make running the national sport, fishing the national past time, Curious George the national book, ping pong taught in all classes and no more war."
I:"Thats interesting as that can be viewed as something very anti-American especially how American's love war. Tell me something, how can you defeat Trump?"
Gump: " I have a higher IQ then him."