Two Drunk Guys are Sitting at The Bar

Two Drunk Guys are Sitting at The Bar

So there's two drunk guys sitting a the bar in New York. They introduce themselves to one another, and the conversation continues:

Drunk #1: "So where you from?"

Drunk #2: "Oh I'm from Dublin, Ireland."

Drunk #1: "No fucking way!"

Drunk #2: "What?"

Drunk #1: "I'm from Dublin too!"

Drunk #2: "Wow, look at that. Where about in Dublin are ya from?"

Drunk #1: " Oh well I used to live on O' Connel Street."

Drunk #2: "No way! I used to live on O' Connel Street!"

Drunk #1: "You gotta be fucking kidding me! Well where on O' Connel Street did you live?"

Drunk #2: "O I'm from the shitty apartment complex right above the butcher shop. Can't miss em'. "

Drunk #1: "You've gotta be pulling my leg. I'm from the shitty apartment complex right above the butcher shop.

'The phone rings in the bar. Bartender answers'

Bartender: "Paddy's pub, what can I do for ya?"

Caller: "Hey man it's me, just got off work, was thinking about swinging by. Anything exciting going on over there?"

Bartender: "Oh nothing really, a few guys playing darts, the game is on, and I need you to fix that light again for me. Oh yeah, and the Gallagher brothers are freakin' hammered again, and they won't shut the fuck up!"