I went to prison and met my cell mate.

I went to prison and met my cell mate.

He asks me,"Do you want the top, or bottom bunk?"

Surprised, I replied,"I'll have the top bunk."

His next question is ,"Do you want to be mommy, or daddy?"

"Daddy," I say, obviously...

"Okay, get over here and sit on mommy's dick."

Edit: mommy's dick is possesive