(long) All the knights in the Kingdom we're leaving for the Crusade.

(long) All the knights in the Kingdom we're leaving for the Crusade.

One knight told his trusty servant,

"My bride is the most beautiful woman in the country. If I die, I do not want such beauty to be wasted. So I'm leaving you the key to her chastity belt to be used if I do not return from my journey."

The knights had only gone a short distance when they heard a horse charging up behind them.

Thinking it might be an important message, the men halted.

The horseman who approached was the Knight's servant.

"hey" he said.

"You gave me the wrong key!"