Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-02
Freudian slip
Freudian slip
A couple goes to therapy to try and solve some problems in their marriage.
The counselor says that maybe by recounting their morning routine, they can find some unconscious signs revealing deep-set issues.
The husband responds,
"Well, this morning, something peculiar happened. I was going to ask my wife to pass the butter, but instead of saying 'pass the butter', I said 'GODDAMMIT WOMAN YOU'RE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE!"
A couple goes to therapy to try and solve some problems in their marriage.
The counselor says that maybe by recounting their morning routine, they can find some unconscious signs revealing deep-set issues.
The husband responds,
"Well, this morning, something peculiar happened. I was going to ask my wife to pass the butter, but instead of saying 'pass the butter', I said 'GODDAMMIT WOMAN YOU'RE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE!"
Source: Reddit.