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General Jokes · 2026-11-03

Luxembourg invades France!

Luxembourg invades France!

Luxembourg has begun it's invasion of France. After some minutes the field report comes to the general : ''We began advancing as ordered but the woodsmen kicked us out.''

Furious, the general summons his most trusted advisers:

''Send the tanks!'' he sais

''All of them? the advisers ask

The general scratches his chin before committing but then he replies :

''Both of them!''

Source: Reddit.

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