General Jokes · 2026-11-03
Luxembourg invades France!
Luxembourg invades France!
Luxembourg has begun it's invasion of France. After some minutes the field report comes to the general : ''We began advancing as ordered but the woodsmen kicked us out.''
Furious, the general summons his most trusted advisers:
''Send the tanks!'' he sais
''All of them? the advisers ask
The general scratches his chin before committing but then he replies :
''Both of them!''
Luxembourg has begun it's invasion of France. After some minutes the field report comes to the general : ''We began advancing as ordered but the woodsmen kicked us out.''
Furious, the general summons his most trusted advisers:
''Send the tanks!'' he sais
''All of them? the advisers ask
The general scratches his chin before committing but then he replies :
''Both of them!''
Source: Reddit.