Food & Drink · 2026-11-04
My girlfriend kept asking to be treated like a princess (fixed)
My girlfriend kept asking to be treated like a princess (fixed)
So for Valentines day, I surprised her with a fairytale trip to Paris. On the second night we dined at the most beautiful restaurant and after a few drinks I could see the love in her eyes, she was happy, a bit tipsy and giving me that "I'll deal with you later look". Excited, I requested the bill and we rushed to the car. We're messing around in the back seats and just as we're about to reach the end of the tunnel I stop, lock my eyes on hers, she lets out a little gasp as an empty Jack Daniels bottle rolls out from under the driver seat. The chauffeur is hammered, we're spinning out of control and smash into a bridge support killing us all instantly.
So for Valentines day, I surprised her with a fairytale trip to Paris. On the second night we dined at the most beautiful restaurant and after a few drinks I could see the love in her eyes, she was happy, a bit tipsy and giving me that "I'll deal with you later look". Excited, I requested the bill and we rushed to the car. We're messing around in the back seats and just as we're about to reach the end of the tunnel I stop, lock my eyes on hers, she lets out a little gasp as an empty Jack Daniels bottle rolls out from under the driver seat. The chauffeur is hammered, we're spinning out of control and smash into a bridge support killing us all instantly.
Source: Reddit.