Its a heart joke to tell

Its a heart joke to tell

Doctor: Sir, you need a heart transplant!

Patient: oh no! What can be done!

Doctor: we have two hearts available;
1. Is from a healthy donor who was very fit and was young. It is $10,000
2. Is from an obese, lazy alcoholic who did heroin. It is $20,000

Patient: why is the alcoholic's more expensive?

Doctor: he was a lawyer; it's never been used..




Sorry if it has been told; can't be arsed to find out.