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Law & Courtroom · 2026-11-03

So there's a teacher..

So there's a teacher..

One day the teacher decides to skip work & cut out his students eyes out for some reason. He puts the eyeballs in a bag & heads down the busy road until he got stopped by the police

*Teacher - "What's the problem, officer"*


*Police - "We're investigating a crime scene"*


*Teacher - "Is there any questions that you'd like to ask me?"*


*Police - "What's your alibi from 8 am - 12 pm?"*


*Teacher - "I was just chilling with my pupils."*


*Police - "Oh, where can I find your pupils?"*


*Teacher - "Opens bag"*

Source: Reddit.

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