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School & Education · 2026-11-02

Three fourth grade boys participate in a dick measuring contest...

Three fourth grade boys participate in a dick measuring contest...

The boys are white, black and Korean. They all three pull out their whangs and measure up. The winner ends up being the black dude by a *long* shot.

When the black boy goes home, he goes up to his mom and says "Mooom! Today I got into a contest with the boys where we measured our dicks and I won! Is it because I'm black??

She said "No Tyrone its because you're 18".

Source: Reddit.

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