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Food & Drink · 2026-11-04

The wife finds 4 eggs and 10k u$s on top of a wardrobe

The wife finds 4 eggs and 10k u$s on top of a wardrobe

and asks his husband about it. He says:

-Honey, starting on the day we married, every time you annoyed me I just went and put an egg on top of the wardrobe.

-And what about the ten thousand dollars?

-Well, every dozen, I sell them...

Source: Reddit.

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