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Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-03

A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?"

A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?"

A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, "Exactly!"

Source: Reddit.

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