Two friends are out hunting

Two friends are out hunting

One friend looks through his scope and into a house and says

"Hey I can see your wife and she is cheating on you with your neighbor"

The other friend says
"I've had enough of her cheating on me, this is the last straw! I want you to shoot him in the crotch and her in the head!"

His friend adjusts his scope and says
"I can get that in one shot."