One day in History class,

One day in History class,

Miss Lewis asked, ‘If you were a historical figure, who would you be? Michael, let’s start with you.’
‘I would be Napoleon, Miss Lewis, because I’m fearless, adventurous and ground breaking.’
‘Very good, Michael.’
‘And I miss,’ said Brad, ‘I would be Buddha — selfless, calm and meditative.’
‘Excellent, Brad. And Jimmy, what about you?’
‘Hermione Granger, Miss.’
‘Oh, why’s that?’
‘I can’t be fucked.’