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Money & Shopping · 2026-11-04

A whole city block is burning, and fire trucks from all about are called in, and trying to take down the flames when...

A whole city block is burning, and fire trucks from all about are called in, and trying to take down the flames when...

This old, ancient, piece of junk fire truck drives right in the middle of the fire, and takes complete control of the situation; saving the day. After hours, and hours of of fire fighting, the reporters can't wait to interview the captain of this mysterious savior that came out of nowhere.

"So, hello sir. The city thanks you for your bravery, and we heard, will even give a large sum of money to your district for saving the day. What will you do with the money?"
"Well, first thing is I tell you, we're buying some fucking new breaks for the truck..."

Source: Reddit.

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