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Travel & Transport · 2026-11-04

A duck checks into a hotel

A duck checks into a hotel

A duck checks into a hotel, goes to his room, then calls the front desk and asks them to send up a condom. The hotel employee says, "Very good sir, shall I put it on your bill?" and the duck says, "Are you a fucking idiot? I'll suffocate!"

Source: Reddit.

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