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Money & Shopping · 2026-11-04

A black guy walks into a convenience store...

A black guy walks into a convenience store...

...and he buys a box of paper towels. He goes to cash it out and it comes up to $2.99. He sees the nametag on the cashier's shirt says "Arnold."

"Hey Arnold, sorry, I've only got a $20 dollar bill for this, haha."

"No problem" Arnold replies as he rings him up. Arnold hands him a $5 dollar bill as change.

"I think the change should be $17.01, no?" He asks.

"No, you're mistaken," Arnold replies. "I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger".

Source: Reddit.

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