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Animals & Nature · 2026-11-04

The Bear and the Rabbit

The Bear and the Rabbit

Bear and a Rabbit are pooping by a tree in the forest. The bear is laying huge big brown eggs one after the after and the stink is rotten. The rabbit is pipping out little seed sized matter that barely breaks an odor. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks "Do you have the problem of poo sticking to your hair?" The rabbit says "No." So the bear picks him up and wipes his ass with him.

Source: Reddit.

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