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Religion & Clergy · 2026-11-04

Atheist Boyfriend

Atheist Boyfriend

A boy and a girl were dating and the results are bumpy. So, they decided to a date to decide the outcome....

During the date, the girl bursts out: Do you love me?

The boy replies: Sure, I love you as much as God himself!

The girl bursts out into tears....

The boy continues: I'm an atheist.

The girl storms off.

Source: Reddit.

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