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Religion & Clergy · 2026-11-04

A young blonde...

A young blonde...

...pilot is in her first flying lesson in a 2 seater plane. Her instructor all of a sudden get a heart attack and dies.

"May day! May day! Help me! Help me! My instructor pilot is dead and I don't know how to fly!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying, "This is Air Traffic control. We can hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground safely. I have had a lot of experiences with this kind of problems. Now just take a deep breathe. Everything will be fine! Give me your height and position."

The blonde replies, "I'm 5'7 and in the front seat."

(After a long pause)

"O.K." says the the voice in the radio....."Now repeat after me.....Our Father Who art in heaven...."

Source: Reddit.

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