Funny Stories · 2026-11-02
A man lost his arm...
A man lost his arm...
A man lost his arm in a terrible accident. After he recovered, he realized that he just couldn't do the things he could do before and he became depressed. He decided to end his life, so he went up to the top of a building to jump. He was standing on the edge and looked down only to see a man with no arms dancing down the sidewalk, spinning around and frolicking happily. Excited, the man with one arm decided that he had to talk to this other man, so he turned and ran back down the stairs and down the sidewalk until he caught up.
He stopped the man with no arms and explained his story, ending by saying, "...so I was about to jump off that building until I saw you down here. You have no arms, but you're dancing! You've got it so much worse than me but you've found a way to enjoy life, and I just have to know your secret!"
The man with no arms looked shocked, and replied, "Dancing? Hell no, my balls itch!"
A man lost his arm in a terrible accident. After he recovered, he realized that he just couldn't do the things he could do before and he became depressed. He decided to end his life, so he went up to the top of a building to jump. He was standing on the edge and looked down only to see a man with no arms dancing down the sidewalk, spinning around and frolicking happily. Excited, the man with one arm decided that he had to talk to this other man, so he turned and ran back down the stairs and down the sidewalk until he caught up.
He stopped the man with no arms and explained his story, ending by saying, "...so I was about to jump off that building until I saw you down here. You have no arms, but you're dancing! You've got it so much worse than me but you've found a way to enjoy life, and I just have to know your secret!"
The man with no arms looked shocked, and replied, "Dancing? Hell no, my balls itch!"
Source: Reddit.