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Doctors & Health · 2026-11-04

The Mental Asylum

The Mental Asylum

A patient asks a psychiatrist how exactly they choose who gets admitted to the asylum.

Psychiatrist: "We carry out a simple test. We fill a bathtub to the brim with water, and give the patient a spoon, a cup, and a bucket. We then ask them to empty the bath."

Patient: "Ah, so if you're sane, you choose the bucket"

Source: Reddit.

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