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General Jokes · 2026-11-03

The Lone Ranger finds Tonto lying in the desert with his ear pressed to the ground.

The Lone Ranger finds Tonto lying in the desert with his ear pressed to the ground.

"What is it Tonto?" asked the Lone Ranger, knowing full well of his partner's sensory capabilities.

Tonto opens his eyes softly and stares into the horizon, with his ear still flat on the ground.

"Five men.... on three horses.... all armed...." he says.

The Lone Ranger is impressed, "that's amazing Tonto, how do you know that they're all armed?"

"Ran me over."

Source: Reddit.

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