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A group of sailors had jerked off behind my house and made a mess. It was disgusting so I called a bunch of guys to clean it. They asked me to show me the spot. I walked them to th

A group of sailors had jerked off behind my house and made a mess. It was disgusting so I called a bunch of guys to clean it. They asked me to show me the spot. I walked them to the back and said...

"See men, seamen semen."

I don't know if this belongs here, I mean it's not really a joke, but yeah...

Source: Reddit.

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