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Money & Shopping · 2026-11-05

A door to door salesman is making his rounds one day...

A door to door salesman is making his rounds one day...

He approaches a house, and as he walks to the door, he sees a bunch of young boys in the living room. They're sitting around a table playing cards for money. There's smoke in the air, and liquor bottles all around the room.
He rings the doorbell, and the door is answered by a kid about eight years old, smoking a cigar, and a holding a glass of scotch on the rocks.
He asks the kid, "hey son, are your parents home?"

The kids says "What the fuck do you think?"

Source: Reddit.

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