One-Liners · 2026-11-02
Getting my feet measured today
Getting my feet measured today
And a guy walks up and pulls his dick out and asks to be measured. The lady looked at him and said "Sir, we measure feet here and THAT is not a foot." He replied "you're probably right, but I bet it's a good 9 inches."
And a guy walks up and pulls his dick out and asks to be measured. The lady looked at him and said "Sir, we measure feet here and THAT is not a foot." He replied "you're probably right, but I bet it's a good 9 inches."
Source: Reddit.