Religion & Clergy · 2026-11-05
So a guy is walking down the street...
So a guy is walking down the street...
He sees an old buddy:
Guy: Hey man what have you been up to?
Buddy: Nothin! What about you?
Guy: well i just took sky diving lessons! Its crazy, we learned all about how to jump out of a plan safely and how to land....then after that we went up in the plane for real. But i gotta say, its way different once you get up there, 3000ft up is crazy! The instructor opened up the door and i told him there was no way i could do it, i couldnt jump. So the instructor told me "if you dont do it, im gonna fuck you in the ass!"
Buddy: oh my god, so did you jump?
Guy: well a little at first.
He sees an old buddy:
Guy: Hey man what have you been up to?
Buddy: Nothin! What about you?
Guy: well i just took sky diving lessons! Its crazy, we learned all about how to jump out of a plan safely and how to land....then after that we went up in the plane for real. But i gotta say, its way different once you get up there, 3000ft up is crazy! The instructor opened up the door and i told him there was no way i could do it, i couldnt jump. So the instructor told me "if you dont do it, im gonna fuck you in the ass!"
Buddy: oh my god, so did you jump?
Guy: well a little at first.
Source: Reddit.