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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-03

A wife and husband are making an important decision

A wife and husband are making an important decision

Husband: Should we have kids?

Wife: I don't know, there's many factors to consider such as income, education, location, and whether we can be good parents.

Husband: Considering our current situation, I believe that we should not.

Wife: OK, I agree with that statement.

Husband: You heard her, get the hell out of this house!

(Kid 1 and kid 2 are thrown out to the streets)

Source: Reddit.

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