mike i got good and bad news

mike i got good and bad news

So mike's in a waiting room whilst at the hospital when a doctor comes in. "Mike i got good news and bad news what do you want first?" Nervously mike says to the doctor " give me the bad news first doc" to which the doctor replies with " well mike im sorry but we have to amputate both your legs" Mike in disbelief and shock turns around and says " well whats the fucking good news then ?" And the doctor replies " well the patient next door would like to buy your slippers"