Food & Drink · 2026-11-05
A French man is crying into his beer...
A French man is crying into his beer...
... Telling the bartender about the one who got away. "She was a beautiful Japanese woman, with eyes like the stars and hips round as the moon. We spent a night of passion together, taught each other some of our respective languages, and then parted with bittersweet tears in our eyes the next morning. Oddly, once we parted I found that my kneecap began to itch. Now I hunt the world over to find her again, to relieve the pain in my heart and the itch in my knee."
Heaving a sigh, he moaned, "Itchy knee, sans she...."
... Telling the bartender about the one who got away. "She was a beautiful Japanese woman, with eyes like the stars and hips round as the moon. We spent a night of passion together, taught each other some of our respective languages, and then parted with bittersweet tears in our eyes the next morning. Oddly, once we parted I found that my kneecap began to itch. Now I hunt the world over to find her again, to relieve the pain in my heart and the itch in my knee."
Heaving a sigh, he moaned, "Itchy knee, sans she...."
Source: Reddit.