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Doctors & Health · 2026-11-05

My girlfriend is such a health nut, she runs a 26 miles marathon each weekend.

My girlfriend is such a health nut, she runs a 26 miles marathon each weekend.

She's in a great mood all week, but it does slur her speech somewhat. She pronounces her "i"s as "a"s. In fact her mood is so good I've booked a session for myself tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Source: Reddit.

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