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Sports & Games · 2026-11-03

Let them quit the game early!

Let them quit the game early!

A wife was telling her "Football Referee" husband:
- Dear! There is an anniversary of death in my parents family. You'll prepare to go there with me, won't you?
- Alas! I can't go, because this afternoon I have to work as a referee for the Championship Cup Competition Football Match. You'll have to go alone!
- That's unacceptable! It's my Great Grandma. If you don't come, my relatives will insult me.
- So, when will the anniversary begin? -At 5:00pm.
- Alas! The match will finish at 5:15pm
- My God! What a strange man you are! Just tell the players you want them to quit playing a bit early. You are the referee: Whatever ruling you make, the players
have to obey.

Source: Reddit.

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