Doug is mowing his yard when a moving van pulls up to the house next door

Doug is mowing his yard when a moving van pulls up to the house next door

Doug walks over to the guy driving and says: Hi my name is Doug. Are you moving in?

James: Yeah, I just moved to town and bought this house.

Doug: So what do you do?

James: I am a doctor in deductive reasoning.

Doug: Hmmm, What is that?

James: Let me show you. I see over your side gate that you have a dog house, therefore you have a dog. Most men that have a dog typically have kids and are therefore married. I have deduced that you are a straight male with a family.

Doug: Wow, that is crazy. You are spot on. Well take care.

Doug goes over to his other neighbor and talks with him.

Doug: Bill my new neighbor on the other side is a doctor in deductive reasoning.

Bill: Hmmm, What is that?

Doug: Well let me show you. Do you have a dog?

Bill: No.

Doug: FAG!!!!